I know a lot of us here are nerds... So maybe some of you have heard it already, but there's a really great nerd-core song you should hear.
Fett's Vette (http://67.18.79.2/lab/mp3/mc%20chris%20-%20life%27s%20a%20bitch%20and%20i%27m%20her%20pimp%20-%20fett%27s%20vette.mp3) Warning, it does contain some offensive lyrics.
Suddenly I had this image of myself rollin' down the street and blasting that song. Of course, you can't cruise and blast music like that without fuzzy dice... and I found the perfect set!
(http://xepher.xepher.net/downloads/fuzzy-d20s.jpg)
That's right... Fuzzy D20 Dice! On equip: +2 nerd
You can actually buy these over at http://www.advancinghordes.com They're in the novelty section.
i'm tempted to buy those, then buy a car, and get custom plates reading, "+ 1 CAR"
now, if + isn't a legit symbol, i might have to get "PLS1CAR" and hope some people get it.
I want a front plate that says Roxor and a back that says Fuxor. Yeah...
Oh, and I am so getting those dice.
Yes! The will be perfect with my first car!
i'd probably get distracted and kill several people
Imagines Gwyn 'rolling dice'
20!
GOD (AKA the All Mighty All Mighty DM): Welp, their AC's are twelve, so that's two down.
Woot, then I could roll to pass people.
I'd probably roll a "jackass" check. If I pass it, then I get to do one jackass manuever to tick people off.
Of course, I have ranchhand bumpers, which gives me a +6 armor, and a loud stereo for +2 to jackass.
I'd have to roll to counter jackass a lot. Since Michigan seems to be full of them. Don't you hate those people who COULD just get behind you and go off the exit, but noooooooo they have to gun it and cross over RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
Or what's worse, stupid people who drive way under the speed limit for no reason at all. Yey bright sunny dry day, let me go 30 in this 45 zone. These people need to be SHOT on sight.