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Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Xepher on September 30, 2005, 03:53:10 AM
Air force admits to killing Rudolph the Reindeer with F-16s, pays santa nearly $5,000 in compensation. Literally!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4295968.stm
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: thefemnazi on September 30, 2005, 04:06:51 AM
that's beautiful.  I love that an type of payment I never heard of before now exists in my world as well.  Kroners.  And it's nice to know that the kiddies will have two reindeer this year.


Wait, how does a person become a professional santa?
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Ashley_Rose on September 30, 2005, 01:55:04 PM
*jaw drops* Santa?
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Post by: MPSinclair on September 30, 2005, 03:54:39 PM
They should have given him his own jet... to replace the somewhat outdated method of transportation... :P
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Post by: Databits on September 30, 2005, 10:02:16 PM
Ha ha! He does exist! Take that non-believers!

That's some crazy stuff right there.
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Post by: SpiritWalker on October 01, 2005, 08:13:03 AM
Venison anyone? The other red meat. :D
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Post by: Ashley_Rose on October 01, 2005, 02:41:58 PM
Aww, that just reminds me of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al.

God, that song is sick and awesome, all at the same time.
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Databits on October 01, 2005, 05:38:24 PM
You mean:

QuoteDown in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Pancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody
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Post by: Ashley_Rose on October 02, 2005, 04:08:19 PM
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Xepher on October 06, 2005, 12:28:14 AM
Another bizzare story, a python in florida tries to swallow an aligator.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Databits on October 06, 2005, 12:39:07 AM
Holy crap... that is weird. o.O
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Post by: AskZeek on October 21, 2005, 07:15:31 PM
Now that's something you wish would have been caught on tape.
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Databits on October 21, 2005, 08:17:13 PM
Heh... and it's animal on animal natural violence, so the animal protection nuts can't really say much.
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Post by: Lei on October 21, 2005, 08:35:36 PM
... I would love to see them trying to put the blame on video games, tv, or just human violence...
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Post by: Ashley_Rose on October 22, 2005, 03:41:27 PM
Where's the HEAD?!
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Post by: thefemnazi on October 22, 2005, 06:20:56 PM
it exploded, sweetie.  And the head has probably been carried off by mice who wish to make a trophy out of it to impress their friends.  "Hehe, look what we shot and had stuffed."
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Post by: Miluette on October 23, 2005, 03:44:56 AM
Wow.

Just...wowies.

To the first thing: Woooow. XD
To the second thing: O_O I always wondered if things like that happened. My my....
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Post by: Ashley_Rose on October 23, 2005, 04:15:34 AM
*imgaines small tribe of primitive mice with loincloths and war paint dancing around stuffed snake head* *eats popcorn*
Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: Xepher on October 23, 2005, 04:36:48 AM
Are they dressed like this?
(http://www.metalandmagic.com/albums/anthromorphic/mousecurb.sized.jpg)
Or maybe more like this?
(http://www.metalandmagic.com/albums/anthromorphic/romanmouse.sized.jpg)
Perhaps more like one of these?
(http://www.metalandmagic.com/albums/anthromorphic/firemouse.jpg)
(http://www.metalandmagic.com/albums/anthromorphic/earthmouse.sized.jpg)
Maybe more evil?
(http://www.metalandmagic.com/albums/anthromorphic/demonrat.sized.jpg)
Or just mysterious?
(http://www.metalandmagic.com/albums/anthromorphic/hoodedredmouse.jpg)

All images from http://www.metalandmagic.com (Favorite Artist!)
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Post by: Ashley_Rose on October 23, 2005, 04:43:34 PM
LMAO! They are sort of dressed like the first, but mostly like the mice in 'Fieval goes West' that worship the cat god.
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Post by: Databits on October 23, 2005, 05:54:05 PM
Ok I know what I want to put in my plot idea for Kanar now... hehe. Small pigmi mice. >.>
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Post by: Lei on October 23, 2005, 05:58:25 PM
*ursula Vernon overload*

 wahh I love her stuff...

Title: Air Force Kills Rudolph
Post by: thefemnazi on October 26, 2005, 01:01:20 AM
I love that Tiger is a god.  *eats popcorn while remembering fave parts of movies with mice*