So I came across a link to this most ridiculously overpriced ethernet cable I'd ever seen... $500 for a 5 foot cable. But then I started reading the reviews for it... HILARIOUS!
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM
Make sure to click on "read all reviews" and read some of the additional ones. There's some pretty good comedy buried in there.
lol, how did that get listed...?
Thank you, O Great Al Gore, for the interwebs and saving the world.
Bwahahahaha! Oh dear, all I need to do is read that if ever I need cheering up.