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Euw. No. Just werewolves. I kind of find them . . . sexy. Mmmyummy.

Wow, that totally took me aback.

Um.

Let me . . . uh.

Wow.

I've got to find it, but sure. When I do, I'll shoot it your way. It really fantasy.

Hey, you rock if you've never had that. Yay for you!

Even *before* Spamalot I thought he was gay. I had a whole story about it. God. He's so gay.

Ashley: GAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Adam: Enough with the GAY!
Ashley: So GAY!

You know you're a nerd when you, before reading 'Sir Gawain and the Green Knight', have forgotten the connection between Lancelot and Gawain, ask the Professor, and instead of letting it go, come home and google the information.

BTW, for anyone curious, he was Arthur's nephew, half brother to Mordred, and dueled Pansylot, I mean, Lancelot (Who is totally gay), after Lancelot slew his brothers.

Oh MY G-O-D.

I just had such a Red vs. Blue moment.

'Hello, I am Nigerian Royalty, and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can't spell Nigerian... or Royalty."

(granted, you've got to pretend that I spelled it wrong, because I can't stand spelling things wrong, ask Xeph or Harm)

Serious. That's why. They're just waiting... waiting for that moment to rise up and crush us under their mighty hooves and make us feel their rectangley pupiled will!

Horses just got stuck here on vacation, and sheep were the cavalry.

*looks depressed* But I wanted to be the one to tell them we removed their genitals 'cause they were dumb.

Goats are aliens. So are sheep and horses.

But then it would be stupid people procreating. We *don't* want that.

OOOH, I think I might have some. Do you still need stuff?

*LMFAO*

....

*raises hand* I'm disgusting and sinful! WHOO!

That is awesome Harm. If only my HS talked about masturbation.

I think I'd like it if Harm and I ruled the world. Stupid people would be put on a Jurassic park like continent and their ability to breed taken away (aka, they'd have NO genitalia). It would be nice.