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Ah marching band, the incestuous family I never thought I'd have.

In all reality, this is one of my 'realistic' dreams.

Beauty

I looked around for what I want, and found a picture. They're very hard to find, and goodness knows where I'd park it.

My dream

Yeah, and we won't just allow abstinence to be taught.

*gets creople peepy pimples* Gah. People are so grodie. I really sometimes wonder who can manage to be such an asshat.

AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAA.

WTF.

See the miscellaneous portion of the Forums . . .

As far as we know, some escaped, some didn't, and the others I've harnessed to produce mine and Harm's flying Ninja Monkey forces.

I meant, What?

And just get used to our constant absurdity. We really don't have rabies.

No serious, I will find the link, it's horrible fun. Adam and I learned it at GenCon. The last game we played, I schooled him using Cleopatra to his Alexander the Great. Here's a paraphrase of our smacktalking:

Me: GaAaAAAAAaaay.
Adam:...
Me: GAAAAaaaaay.
Adam: ...
Me: GAaaAAAAAY.
Adam: At least he isn't a slutwhore who killed his brother.
Me: As opposed to a GAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaay guy?
Adam: HE'S NOT GAY!
Me: Totally Gay.
Adam: Nuh uh.
Me: Gay. Like a Maypole.
Adam: No PROOF!
Me: Dude, watch the special on the history channel.
Adam: DOESN'T EXIST.
Me: GAAAAaaay.
Adam: Look, if he's gay then you totally can't use that secret 'Against Male Opponents take an extra move action' thing.
Me: He was totally bisexual.
Adam: GAHH!

Here's the link:
http://www.trikinggames.com/

You know you're a nerd when . . .

You play a game, created by the History Channel to teach ... History... and you revel in the parts where you explain why a certain hero on the card can do the attacks he or she can. And then smacktalk based on the knowledge you have of the opponent's character.

And that game would be... Anachronism!

Yeah, I've been reading about it! You should definitely send that lady from Osaka a post card! She seemed so nice!

Aww, hon, I miss us. We really aren't going to be able to do this seperate thing for very long. It's so sad, really.

Aggh, you guys both suck. I just wish I could be another full inch!

Wow, I am shorter than you by five inches. Darnit!

Ooof, they'd be great if, you know, there wasn't the whole, snow and below zero'ness that is Wisconsin.