I've read hamlet once in my life... and that was in a single sitting just to get through it for school. The first three I've never even heard of. I will agree on Raptor Red though.
Hmm... My own list.
1) Edna Pontellier from "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin. Everyone in this book was bad, but the main character was the worst, she kills herself, leaving her children without a mother, simply because she thinks her own hapiness (or lack thereof) is moore important than everyone else.
2) Carrot from Terry Pratchet's various discworld books. SMACK! You fool, Angua wants you... as in, she wants you in her lycanthropic panties! Stop being so naive and "do it like they do on the discovery channel" already!
3) K'tha-jon from David Brin's "Startide Rising" for being a murderous traitor, and giving killer whales a bad name.
4) The marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics corporation: For nutri-matic drink dispensers, warm liquid that tastes almost, but not entirely, unlike tea, that awful "Share and Enjoy" song, "Genuine People Personalities," self-satisfied elevators, all the diodes down Marvin's left side, and the fact that their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. All in all, "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."
5) The entire fracking cast of Harry Potter. This needs sub-sections... And will contain spoilers.
a) Snape, for being a complete tool, having bad hygine, and not realizing goth went out of style 5 years ago.
b) Hermione, for being so predictably prudish.
c) Ron, for being such a cowardly retard.
d) Hermione + Ron (See "Carrot" Above)
e) Dumbledore, for being so fracking obtuse all the time! Really man, if you actually let people in on your huge schemes occasionally, we wouldn't all be hunting down snape for murder right now! Also, for being a Gandalf clone, having a name that means "white," havng a familar that "dies" regularly which is conveinently named "faked," being the head of an order named for a mythical creature that rises from the dead, and then having the nerve to let everyone think you're done for.
f) Sirius, for being the world's lamest excuse for a werewolf, and for being named for the thing you later learned to become. Oh, and for not coming back to life sooner.
g) Nymphodora Tonks, partly for having a name like that in a "children's book," but mainly just for not being a nympho.
h) Lupin, for being the world's wimpyest werewolf and also being named for the thing you later got cursed into becoming. Oh, and not realizing a girl named "nympho" wants to get it on with you.
i) Harry's muggle relatives, for... well, it's obvious.
j) Draco, for being such a cliche little snot.
k) Harry Potter! You I'd punch most of all. For being so cliche, emo, and stupid. 5 years before you finally manage to get a girlfriend, and then you dump her because "it's for the best" and then try to take the "noble hero to the death" approach and push away everyone and everything that ever made you happy, so that you can go and fight a stupid fight alone. Spiderman called, they want their lame movie-ending back! Get a grip!
l) Ginny, for... Umm... Hey, maybe there is one redeemable character afterall. She's actually independant, gets what she wants, and when Harry tells her he's got to break up with her, she right away sees it's "for some stupid, noble reason" and just deals with it, rather than doing the cliche whine and "but don't you like me?" spiderman's girl pulled off. She knows exactly what's going on, and deals with it like a rational human being.
m) Fred and George, for the chaos and anarchy. A punch in the shoulder for a job well done!