Ye gods, you can literally smell the angst! Oh, no wait . . . my cat farted. Never mind.
I don't "angst" all that much m'self, but so many of my friends were that day.....*sigh*
Does it count as amnesia if you have multiple personalities and can't remember which one is yours?
Went to psych class and wanted to write something involving mental stuff. That was what I came up with. Not my best, but it got my friend into this reeeeeeeeally long winded rant while I was away, which is saying something cuz he rants all the time, but you REALLY gotta do something for him to rant for 15 paragraphs straight about the same thing

hmmmmmm I'll have to rack my brain for more of these little gems.....I know I had some REALLY good ones but I can't remember them at all. Usually I just use quotes from cartoons or webcomics.