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Started by Xepher, December 17, 2005, 07:37:23 AM
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QuoteThe world is my oyster...And I'm allergic to shellfish!
QuoteYe gods, you can literally smell the angst! Oh, no wait . . . my cat farted. Never mind.
QuoteDoes it count as amnesia if you have multiple personalities and can't remember which one is yours?
QuoteI'm not here right now, leave a message#I said I'm not here...#Can't you READ??#... (about three more lines)#Okay Gene, just stop already.
QuoteOut chasing a rainbow. Be back when I catch it.
QuoteSleep! That's where I'm a pirate!
QuoteFood! It's what's for dinner.
Quoteterror has a nameit's "mom"
QuoteSending things to Earth...Maps...Programs...Music...Inspiration...Dreams...Light...
QuoteI could be downloading something while safely nestled into my bedsheets... I could be playing a video game... I could be drawing... I could even be studying. The point is, I'm away.
QuoteTALK TO THE AWAY MESSAGE!!!
QuoteGone Fishing (it's the original away message!)
QuoteEver seen someone power-slide a 35 foot transit bus?(I'm at work, and it's snowing...)
QuoteIt is very dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
Quote26 skier LFG storm peak!!!1
QuoteJesus Saves!The rest of you take 2d6 damage.
QuoteRest, sit, and sighFor today you did not die.
QuoteBesides, when you hit your thumb with an eight pound hammer, it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand under their other armpit and shout, "Oh random fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!"--Terry Pratchett, on why even Dwarves have gods. (From "Men At Arms.")
QuoteThe Carnivore's Creed1. Vegetables are what food eats.2. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.3. Fish are just fast moving vegetables.4. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
Quote"There's no shame in honest work, if enough money's involved." -- Freefall
QuoteWhen in doubt... Irish Stout!
QuoteSay what your heart wants, then let your life follow.Anything more is ego.Anything less is cowardice.
QuoteWe'd like to take this time to talk to you about something far more important than away messages - It's Cleanliness. Which is next to Godliness. And if you want to be as clean as a true Scott, you've got to use:Scottish Spring!Soap for men.Now, Scottish Spring! isn't full of creams or stripes or perfumes like a girly soap. No, Scottish Spring! has got sand and grit and broken glass to scrub the dirt and sins right off ya!Now don't forget, Scottish Spring! costs more than your normal soaps, but it makes showering such an unpleasant experience that you'll save more than that on water alone! It's guaranteed to be the largest soap in the house!Now, of course Scottish Spring! works best at water temperatures of 40 degrees or below. So if you haven't got the McGuinnies to shower like a man, this isn't the soap for you.Scottish Spring! For those who are man enough to wear a dress!
QuoteBOFH Excuse #81432:Squirrel-Induced Cable Fade
QuoteThough my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;I have loved the stars too fondly, to be fearful of the night.--Sarah Williams "The Old Astronomer to His Pupil"
QuoteTie me here in timeI think I'm doing alrightAnd kind of getting byMake tonight my lifeI think I'm doing alrightAnd kind of getting byTie me here in... time.--Punchline "Getting There Is Getting By"
QuoteGone scrying...I can see you!
QuoteReading a Redwall book. Don't be jealous, someday, you'll learn to read too.
QuoteI am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
QuoteI'll be back in 5 minutes and if I'm not... Wait longer.
QuoteThere are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?
Quotemoo with me sir
Quotewhen I carry pepper spray, the whole damn world should be terrified.
QuoteAC/HPFor those about to roll, we salute you
QuoteShowering. There's wet and naked involved, if that sort of thing excites you.
QuoteGeneral Apathy begins now.
QuoteI'm off fighting monsters and saving the world! What's your excuse for not leaving the house?
QuoteGod save me from your followers.
Quote"Running never solved anything!" "solves most things."
QuoteTwo wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
QuoteWe apologize for any inconvenience. Test subject #666 has temporarily escaped our asylum and is at large. Should you see him, be sure to call us so we can pick him up and dispose of your corpse. Thank you.
QuoteA good joke site- (link to tubgirl)
QuoteLost my mind, out looking for it.
QuoteYou laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted. You've got less than 30 secounds to run!
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