But hey, since this seems like the general "random topic" thread... I was thinking about Canada earlier, and well, the train of thought had a very interesting journey, along with several derailments, but I arrived at the topic of seal clubbing. Then I had a funny image in my head. "Support Seal Clubbing! Pinnipeds have the same right to party as everyone else!" along with a rave scene full of seals in baggy pants, clapping their flippers to a walrus DJ, balancing black-light balls on their noses, and drinking anchovie martinis.