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Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Ashley_Rose on August 24, 2005, 01:27:17 pm
Just a random thread. Because this area was all lonesome and sad. So I came to cheer it up with a topic line.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Xepher on August 24, 2005, 04:09:22 pm
But now you've scared away all the invisible cyber-monkeys. This is why awareness of the information ecology is so important. The vast web of man's intertron has spread into all the corners of cyberspace, driving out the native creatures and forcing them into extinction. The invisible cyber-monkey's main habitat used to be empty forums, though with humanity's encroachment into most of those, they're taken to residing in disused email accounts and forgotten BBSes, scrounging through humanity's refuse for useable electrons. The info wilderness shrinks daily as thousands upon thousands of tropical gigaforest are harvested and reformatted for man's use. Every day the wild cyber-creatures are slowly going extinct. So before you ruin more pristine electrons with thoughtless posts, please... think of the invisible cyber-monkeys.

*This message brought to you by PETE, people for the ethical treatment of electrons (and a guy in Alabama) and with financial support, from lusers like you*
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Databits on August 24, 2005, 11:20:19 pm
Oh man that's rich. Where in the world did you find that?
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Xepher on August 25, 2005, 03:38:44 am
Find? No... The above insanity is entirely my own doing, so compliment=mine too! :-)
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Databits on August 25, 2005, 07:09:53 am
hehe... go go Xepher

*reminds me of Inspector Gadget*
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: thefemnazi on August 28, 2005, 03:00:58 am
I like that Ashley can scare away cyber monkeys.  But maybe she and I can catch them to start working on that whole breeding of flying ninja monkeys that we've been planning for a few years.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Ashley_Rose on August 28, 2005, 03:03:58 am
Yet another reason why I talk to Xepher at late hours, he makes fun stuff happen.

And yes, the flying ninja monkeys we will have when we RULE ZE WORLD!

*clears throat* That is all.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Gwyn on August 28, 2005, 03:53:41 am
Now maybe all the cyber monkeys can stop eating my cyber bananas
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: thefemnazi on August 28, 2005, 04:06:08 am
ah ha!  You have left the Cyber Banana's available!  I will steal them and fufill my Cyber Potassium needs.  Now I just need someone with Cyber Beef Jerky so that I can have more Cyber Protein in my diet.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Databits on August 29, 2005, 08:28:27 pm
Haha!

Data want cookie! *huh*

*pulls out remote*

No ninja monkey or cyber monkey can resist! *presses button*

The oma uber super mega giant bannana cyber sundae!
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Lei on August 29, 2005, 11:38:46 pm
*attaches self to sundae* oh noes! I gave away my secret identity... maybe.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Ashley_Rose on August 30, 2005, 03:38:03 am
All your monkey belong to we.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: thefemnazi on September 03, 2005, 06:04:20 am
Oh, Ashley, that's beautiful.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Phelerex on September 15, 2005, 04:07:56 am
cyber monkies are weird...
but even weirder than that is the evil monkey in chris's closet. (family guy)
i'm glad there isn't an evil monkey in my closet. my cat would try to kill it and would probably lose. i have a retarded cat. and he looks like a skunk. he is black and has a white stripe down his back.
that got way off topic. sorry. :P
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: tickyhead on September 15, 2005, 06:43:41 am
your language is silly!

....and I think the cyber-monkeys need a cyber-flea dip. >.O itchy itchy itchy....

My cat isn't really a cat, he's an ALIEN from outer space that wants everyone to think he's a cat. But I know his secret....yessssssss........soon we'll all be under the rule of catliens from outer-space! Not even the ninja monkeys can stop them!
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Databits on September 15, 2005, 11:45:19 am
bah, I can see through their disguise... I'm allergic to real cats, so simply put, I'm like a secret weapon. If I don't sneeze, it's not a cat. If it's not a cat but looks like a cat, execute invasion protection I.E. send the alien packing with an implanted anti-matter bomb back home.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Lei on September 15, 2005, 12:37:10 pm
dear god, not the cats!! Alien or not! :(

 Screw it, I'd be ruled by evil aliens if they looked like cats >_> They don't even cause allergies, guys!!
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Ashley_Rose on September 15, 2005, 01:05:00 pm
Goats are aliens. So are sheep and horses.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Databits on September 15, 2005, 01:07:24 pm
Yet goats continue to let us use them... so rather stupid aliens at that.

Just because it's alien doesn't mean it's more intelligent. ;)
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Ashley_Rose on September 15, 2005, 01:10:44 pm
Serious. That's why. They're just waiting... waiting for that moment to rise up and crush us under their mighty hooves and make us feel their rectangley pupiled will!

Horses just got stuck here on vacation, and sheep were the cavalry.
Title: BWUAH!
Post by: Databits on September 15, 2005, 02:30:41 pm
But we eat sheep.... you know they've gotta be pissed about that. If sheep come to invade I'll just wear a wool sweater and laugh at them while eating a lambchop.