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Title: Today's new word is...
Post by: Xepher on November 06, 2007, 03:39:22 am
... Dyslexify!

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The irony about living in "The Hill Country" is that it's easy to dyslexify to "The Hell Country."
     --Xepher, 5 minutes ago, on the internet (p.42)
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: Desh on November 06, 2007, 03:45:36 am
This tome of Xepher is too deep for me.

Is it that hills are demonic and should be avoided at all costs?
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: otrstf on November 06, 2007, 11:52:14 am
>Is it that hills are demonic and should be avoided at all costs

That depends on whether one means the 'old' Hill Country, with its cactus-eating demon-eyed angora goats and banjo-playing road-cast-of-Deliverance locals; or the 'new' Hill Country, where if one stands still, one is likely to be covered in asphalt and 'Strip Mauled'...

Baaaaaaa!!!
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: Xepher on November 07, 2007, 02:47:16 am
Heheh... Nice! :-P

To clarify the situation though, I'm currently living outside of San Antonio Texas, a region that prides itself on the title "The Hill Country" (they've never seen actual mountains) and I really dislike living here. Thus, "The Hell Country." I think it would actually be more fun with demonic goats though. The goats we had were merely smelly, and, at worst, filthy.
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: Xepher on November 08, 2007, 08:48:36 pm
... Chess-Boxing

Opponents enter the ring, and alternate between rounds of boxing and rounds of chess.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7084494.stm
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: jacek on November 14, 2007, 05:51:27 am
I'm all for it, especially if all of the chess rounds end in one of the boxers dramatically throwing the entire board to the side, and lunging for the other.
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: Xepher on November 14, 2007, 08:41:20 am
I honestly can't picture it ending any way BUT that. :-P
Title: Re: Today's new word is...
Post by: Xepher on December 07, 2007, 06:04:43 pm
... Sams0wned!

See the #2 spot in this list. (http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html)

Note: Contains NSFW (but biblical) language.