Found this the other day... really great for being a jackass when people ask dumb questions. You can enter a search, you get the link, and send it to them. It then chides them by typing out the search for them. :-P
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+I+turn+my+computer+on
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=You+have+been+selected+for+the+forced+breeding+program
:P