A scanner, without a return name on it, precisely to my address with my name spelled correctly, showed up via UPS today.
And it's not cheap.
I'm going to love Santa WhomeverSentThisToMe until the day they die, and even beyond that.
I never really thought that people were that nice. It's none of my relatives. And it's not anyone I know of, I don't think.
*stares at scanner*
Merry Christmas, and thank you, whomever you are.
And to everyone on this forum.

Edit: I found out who it was. And it's not anthraxy.