Sorry mune, I probably shouldn't be aggravating him more, but I just have to put my two cents in here.
Mr. Bloop, (or Mr. Morton or whatever you want, I will be calling you Mr. Bloop regardless,) I have some words for you. These will be the only things I say to you, so that you can twist them and spit on me and consider me "envious" of you as little as possible.
First, I would say that I DO NOT envy you in the least, and I'm sure both Munerift and Griever feel the same. I'm quite happy as I am, doing what I do. I would not wish myself to be anything like you, any more than I would wish to be raped by rabid gorrillas and thrown off a cliff to a jagged, slow, painful death. Second, I want to make this perfectly clear: I don't like you. You piss me off with every word you type. I was fully intent on just letting your application get left to be forgotten, but after seeing your egotistic, self-centered and ignorant attitude, I just
had to let out my frustration. I will not say that my words aren't biased, but all human thoughts, including yours, are biased.
Now on to the real rant. Just to warn you, I am going to make assumptions based on what I know and what you have said. These will probably also be "biased," so there's no need for you to mention it.

I noticed that you were a lawyer, which makes me think that you feel you can talk your way out of everything. This is not, however, a court of law, and you have no power here at all. You also think that logic will previal, which is really very stupid, if you think about it. This is a community of artists and likeminded individuals, not a business that gives out free hosting to whoever thinks they're hot stuff. Here you are NOT judged by what you can do or how funny your comic is alone, (in my opinion you lose points there anyway) you are judged also on your character and what you give to the community AS A PERSON. And frankly, you're not a nice person, you constantly talk down to the people who HELP TO DECIDE whether you stay or go. Ever heard of a "holier than thou" complex? You have also INSULTED Munerift more than once, then insisted you did no such thing. Yep, sounds like a typical lawyer to me. What the hell are you doing in the artsy business now?
Xepher made this site because he wanted to make a community of artists and likeminded people who could showcase their skills and hobbies without ads. In fact, the only way for anyone to make money on xepher.net is to beg for donations or sell merchandise. Even those simple google ads which make other artists on other sites more than a little extra money are not allowed. Why would anyone apply to a host who doesn't seem to want them making tons of money on their stuff? Because here it's NOT ABOUT MONEY. It's about people who love doing what they do, just for the sake of doing it. Not because they consider it a "cash cow." Not because they love money more than whatever it is they do, but the exact opposite. What makes you think that someone like you could ever hope to be a part of this community? What rogue thought got into your head that made you believe you could ever try to weasel your way into our digital homes?
Oh, in case you couldn't tell, those are rhetorical questions. I really, REALLY don't want to know what goes on in your head.
I will leave you with my thoughts, Mr. Bloop, and ask only that you do not twist my words as you did Mune and griever's, and as I'm sure you have twisted countless others'. I really don't expect you to comply with this request, but it was worth a shot.
Remember also that Xeph is human. Not a machine, not a businessman, and most certainly not a lawyer. He uses the forum as the means of applications because he expects us, the community, to help him with his decision. And you just got on the community's bad side.
I honestly hope that Xeph not only rejects you, but bans you from ever coming to darken our doorstep again.
(edit) oh, one more thing. You seem to think that your "fans" will help you here. For one, you are not judged by how big your fanbase is here. For another, I looked around on all of those topsites and stuff you're on. Looks like you have a total of....3 fans who like you. While this probably does not represent the whole, I just want to say: Some fanbase. :