BWUAH!

[Databits]

bah, I can see through their disguise... I'm allergic to real cats, so simply put, I'm like a secret weapon. If I don't sneeze, it's not a cat. If it's not a cat but looks like a cat, execute invasion protection I.E. send the alien packing with an implanted anti-matter bomb back home.

[Lei]

dear god, not the cats!! Alien or not!

 Screw it, I'd be ruled by evil aliens if they looked like cats >_> They don't even cause allergies, guys!!

[Ashley_Rose]

Goats are aliens. So are sheep and horses.

[Databits]

Yet goats continue to let us use them... so rather stupid aliens at that.

Just because it's alien doesn't mean it's more intelligent.

[Ashley_Rose]

Serious. That's why. They're just waiting... waiting for that moment to rise up and crush us under their mighty hooves and make us feel their rectangley pupiled will!

Horses just got stuck here on vacation, and sheep were the cavalry.

[Databits]

But we eat sheep.... you know they've gotta be pissed about that. If sheep come to invade I'll just wear a wool sweater and laugh at them while eating a lambchop.