Nine o'clock this morning I had a huge urge to go to my elementary and sit in the middle of their assembly, just for kicks.
Principal: Who are you? What are you doing here? (cause he's new since I was there)
Me: Just seeing my daughter off. But I've got to go to my highschool assembly now, bye!
... what? I like to creep people out

Edit: My first complaint of the school year: EVERYONE GREW.I am now considering myself lucky if I'm up to anyone's shoulder. Even the shortest kid in my grade grew. He's my size already >_>