Air Force Kills Rudolph

[Xepher]

Air force admits to killing Rudolph the Reindeer with F-16s, pays santa nearly $5,000 in compensation. Literally!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4295968.stm

[thefemnazi]

that's beautiful.  I love that an type of payment I never heard of before now exists in my world as well.  Kroners.  And it's nice to know that the kiddies will have two reindeer this year.


Wait, how does a person become a professional santa?

[Ashley_Rose]

*jaw drops* Santa?

[MPSinclair]

They should have given him his own jet... to replace the somewhat outdated method of transportation...

[Databits]

Ha ha! He does exist! Take that non-believers!

That's some crazy stuff right there.

[SpiritWalker]

Venison anyone? The other red meat.

[Ashley_Rose]

Aww, that just reminds me of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al.

God, that song is sick and awesome, all at the same time.

[Databits]

You mean:

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Pancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody

[Ashley_Rose]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[Xepher]

Another bizzare story, a python in florida tries to swallow an aligator.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm

[Databits]

Holy crap... that is weird. o.O

[AskZeek]

Now that's something you wish would have been caught on tape.

[Databits]

Heh... and it's animal on animal natural violence, so the animal protection nuts can't really say much.

[Lei]

... I would love to see them trying to put the blame on video games, tv, or just human violence...

[Ashley_Rose]

Where's the HEAD?!