Today's new word is...

[Xepher]

... Dyslexify!

The irony about living in "The Hill Country" is that it's easy to dyslexify to "The Hell Country."
     --Xepher, 5 minutes ago, on the internet (p.42)

[Desh]

This tome of Xepher is too deep for me.

Is it that hills are demonic and should be avoided at all costs?

[otrstf]

>Is it that hills are demonic and should be avoided at all costs

That depends on whether one means the 'old' Hill Country, with its cactus-eating demon-eyed angora goats and banjo-playing road-cast-of-Deliverance locals; or the 'new' Hill Country, where if one stands still, one is likely to be covered in asphalt and 'Strip Mauled'...

Baaaaaaa!!!

[Xepher]

Heheh... Nice! :-P

To clarify the situation though, I'm currently living outside of San Antonio Texas, a region that prides itself on the title "The Hill Country" (they've never seen actual mountains) and I really dislike living here. Thus, "The Hell Country." I think it would actually be more fun with demonic goats though. The goats we had were merely smelly, and, at worst, filthy.

[Xepher]

... Chess-Boxing

Opponents enter the ring, and alternate between rounds of boxing and rounds of chess.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7084494.stm

[jacek]

I'm all for it, especially if all of the chess rounds end in one of the boxers dramatically throwing the entire board to the side, and lunging for the other.

[Xepher]

I honestly can't picture it ending any way BUT that. :-P

[Xepher]

... Sams0wned!

See the #2 spot in this list.

Note: Contains NSFW (but biblical) language.