working in a high school, I see them all, and they all look like dorks. eventually, I sorted them into four categories:
My students (the kids with special needs who have developed with a much healthier social outlook)
The kids that wear black, thinking they are the first generation to do so and therefore are unique and creative
The kids that live for their high school experience and drive me nuts when they spend their class time making out in the hallways.
The kids just trying to hang on until college. You can spot these kids by the "please ignore me, in four years I won't have to deal with other kids making out in the hallways" looks.