Let me google that for you...

[Xepher]

Found this the other day... really great for being a jackass when people ask dumb questions. You can enter a search, you get the link, and send it to them. It then chides them by typing out the search for them. :-P

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+I+turn+my+computer+on

[Zumi]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=You+have+been+selected+for+the+forced+breeding+program